The Quibbler

The official magazine of The Site of Requirement (www.SiteOfRequirement.com).
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NOTE: This is a work of fiction involving J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Sirius and Dumbledore Spotted at Bowling Alley

Just yesterday a regular bowler at Family Fun Bowling Center spotted Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore bowling. Both are allegedly dead -- but we think otherwise. They apparently bowl regularly (Dumbledore bowls three times a week). Dumbledore bowled is third 300 game, and Sirius got a 223. Dumbledore says the lanes are good and he plans on joining a league there. His bowling ball is a fingertip-style 15-pound Inferno series.