The Quibbler

The official magazine of The Site of Requirement (www.SiteOfRequirement.com).
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NOTE: This is a work of fiction involving J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Flying Ghost Car in Washington, DC



We've just recieved word that a flying Ford Anglia car was seen in Washington, DC (a city in the United States). Pictured here flying by the Washington Monument, you may notice something odd about the automobile. If you look closely, you'll notice that THERE'S NO DRIVER! It's truly a phantom car. Twelve muggles plus one wizard say the haunted car. The Ministry of Magic (and several U.S. organisations) deny the existance of the car.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Draco Malfoy Arrested



Draco Malfoy, son of Lucius Malfoy, was arrested today after letting Death Eaters into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"It was Potter!" he has said quite a few times. He claims to have witnesses to back him up.
Ministry employees havn't believed a word he has said so far.

Dark Mark above London!

The Dark Mark has been seen in London! Observe the picture below. Death Eaters allegedly killed a Ministry of Magic worker walking along the street pictured. The identity of the Death Eater in question has been established. His name is Doofus Scrimgeour, Rufus Scrimgeour's evil twin.