tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178974032011-11-27T18:48:44.530-05:00The official magazine of The Site of Requirement (<a href="http://www.siteofrequirement.com">www.SiteOfRequirement.com</a>). <br><b><i>Who needs facts? Amusement guaranteed!</i></b><br>NOTE: This is a work of fiction involving J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter seriesredwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-10739000486361183772007-04-26T21:01:00.000-04:002007-04-26T21:06:03.066-04:00

Severus Snape, former Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and Head of Slytherin, is reportedly determined to market his own brand of low-priced hair grooming products writes bella_bellatrix, special correspondent. when interviewed yesterday, Snape argued "its high time for someone with a real sence for hygiene to produce a line of easily applied hair care shampoos and conditioners

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Severus Snape, former Hogwarts Potionmaster, has recently visited Stonehenge. On a business trip with some Death Eaters, they decided to stop by the monolith. The photo seen to the right was taken by Bellatrix Lestrange. The visit to the landmark took place about a week and a half ago. "I didn't know it was that big" was Severus's comment on the monolith.

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1160497675103913572006-10-10T12:18:00.000-04:002006-11-04T08:03:19.593-05:00

This picture was taken in London today. The odd smudges in the sky were explained by the Ministry to be "Thestrals migrating south for the winter" and that they "appear on film as wonky smudges". However, our very reliable sources say that they are in fact Crumple-Horned Snorkaks. We have no idea what they were doing in London as of yet, but we'll find out. The Snorkaks appear as blurs because

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1155869905786308722006-08-17T22:50:00.000-04:002006-11-04T08:03:19.533-05:00

Good news for the Wizarding world. A new search engine as appeared (or apparated if you prefer). Ask Peeves. It's named after everyone's favorite Hogwarts poltergeist You can search the WizardNet for whatever you want. Maybe you forgot the key ingredient in a forgetfulness potion. Just enter you're question on the website and you'll have the answer in minutes. Of course, I like Google Wizards

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1151494368441639602006-06-28T07:22:00.000-04:002006-11-04T08:03:19.469-05:00

Just yesterday Harry Potter was seen by 67 muggles on an airplane. Around 11 o' clock the plane had taken off a few minutes previously and was heading toward the Atlantic, leaving Britain. Mr. Potter was seen flying on a broom not far from the plane. He claims that he was "trying to catch the snitch". Ministry officials didn't believe that, because the snitch is enchanted to fly only within the

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1147960161778999762006-05-18T09:44:00.000-04:002006-11-04T08:03:19.410-05:00

Undoubtedly you've heard of the muggle beverage Coca-Cola. If your a wizard you've most likely heard of it, along with Wizard-Cola. Wizard-Cola is the wizarding world's equivalent of Coca-Cola. What you may not know is it contains some odd ingrediants. I read them and decided to stick to Coke and Pepsi.

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"Learn to make potions with easy to read lessons and sarcastic comments" says the cover of Potions for Dummies, Professor Severus Snape's new book.After Horace Slughorn took over the position of Hogwarts potions master, Prof. Snape took over the Defence Against the Dark Arts post. In his spare time Snape wrote this great book.A few sample chapters are:Astonishing Antidotes: How to Reverse the

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We know from reliable sources that Book 7's title will be Harry Potter and the [something].The burnt page to the right was found by someone who wishes to remain anonymous. He will be referred to as Mr. Anonymous.Mr. Anonymous claims to have found this page laying around at an unnamed internet cafe. As soon as he started reading it and realised what it was it "burst into flame, burning most of the

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1142359289596042702006-03-14T12:44:00.000-05:002006-11-04T08:03:19.226-05:00

Just yesterday a regular bowler at Family Fun Bowling Center spotted Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore bowling. Both are allegedly dead -- but we think otherwise. They apparently bowl regularly (Dumbledore bowls three times a week). Dumbledore bowled is third 300 game, and Sirius got a 223. Dumbledore says the lanes are good and he plans on joining a league there. His bowling ball is a

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1140990510919341162006-02-26T16:39:00.000-05:002006-11-04T08:03:19.163-05:00

We've just recieved word that a flying Ford Anglia car was seen in Washington, DC (a city in the United States). Pictured here flying by the Washington Monument, you may notice something odd about the automobile. If you look closely, you'll notice that THERE'S NO DRIVER! It's truly a phantom car. Twelve muggles plus one wizard say the haunted car. The Ministry of Magic (and several U.S.

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1140144196301432142006-02-16T21:38:00.001-05:002006-11-04T08:03:19.107-05:00

Draco Malfoy, son of Lucius Malfoy, was arrested today after letting Death Eaters into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."It was Potter!" he has said quite a few times. He claims to have witnesses to back him up.Ministry employees havn't believed a word he has said so far.

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1140143872362438572006-02-16T21:22:00.000-05:002006-11-04T08:03:18.989-05:00

The Dark Mark has been seen in London! Observe the picture below. Death Eaters allegedly killed a Ministry of Magic worker walking along the street pictured. The identity of the Death Eater in question has been established. His name is Doofus Scrimgeour, Rufus Scrimgeour's evil twin.

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1138144424624244032006-01-24T18:07:00.000-05:002006-11-04T08:03:18.933-05:00

Sirius Black has been sited! Last seen working at a McDonalds in New York City (United States). When asked if he was the escaped wizard convict cleared of charges recently, he replyed: "Yes. I'm taking a break from the wizarding world and visiting New York for a year or two.". More on this some other time - and maybe a picture.

redwall_hpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17897403.post-1129405907944854052005-10-15T15:47:00.000-04:002006-11-04T08:03:18.867-05:00

Welcome to the Quibbler, the official Site of Requirement magazine! I am currently in search of columnists to write for the quibbler. If you've got anything to contribute, send me a Private Message on The Site of Requirement Forums.

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